Jim Cozad

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Jim Cozad is an MMA enigma. Cozad gives his name to the computer run gyms within MMA Tycoon and also a number of coaches within the game bear the Cozad name.

The famous Jim Cozad and some guy called Randy Couture

Cozad Facts

  • "Jim Cozad cannot predict the future, the future just better do whatever da fuck Jim Cozad says" by Cantorious
  • "Jim Cozad recently visited The Virgin Islands...now they are known only as The Islands." by GermanIrishYank
  • "Jim Cozad's balls are as smooth as the day he was born, because hair can't grow on steel." by MMAth Major
  • "A man who has sex with another man is homosexual. A man who has sex with Jim Cozad has good taste." by jaredfogle
  • "Jim Cozad has counted to infinity...twice." by btn
  • "Jim Cozad orders a big mac at wendys...and gets it" by Keepington
  • "The TS should change the title of this thread to "Jim Cozad's Highschool Pic, also featuring randy couture" by Cantorious
  • "jim cozad has two speeds...walk and kill" by Notanoob
  • "Jim Cozad is the reason Randy's marriage fell apart." by Iron Blade
  • "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Jim Cozad allows to live." by JonnyM
  • "Jim Cozad is suing the band "Survivor" because they explicitly stole the phrase "eye of the tiger," which Jim had previously named his penis hole after." by jaredfogle
  • "I know i may get flamed for this... but i think that Cozad guy is kinda overrated" by eFrain
  • "War Jim Cozad!!!!" by GLOCKJITZU
  • "Jim Cozad doesn't do push ups. He gets in the position and pushes the world down." by nickwick

Taken from the Jim Cozad MySpace

Actual information

Jim Cozad first appeared on a sherdog.net thread about Randy Couture's yearbook picture. People quickly turned the thread away from Couture and onto Cozad, with amusing results both in terms of comments and photoshop contributions.

External links

  • What division does Cozad fight in?
  • Who the F*CK is Jim Cozad?
  • What are Jim Cozad's thoughts on the WEC FW?