The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the porn 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the bokeh ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes porn scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is crot being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of porn decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokep hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', crot and bokeh that women crot were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can memek you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound crot familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As memek a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our porn nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males memek that they were fertile porn and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand porn the bokeh need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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