The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory memek of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night porn by a woman memek in a nearby room crot screeching memek so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the porn delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or memek sex worker.

memek Now, crot according bokep to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread porn - the louder the cry crot of ecstasy, memek the bokep greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance memek art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman crot is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my porn Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study bokeh by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep crot 'manipulation', bokeh and crot that women were bokeh prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to porn encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to bokeh speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the bokep orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was porn like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound bokeh familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to porn screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where memek loud always bokep bokep equals better.

As a woman from memek Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind bokeh of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At porn Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen bokeh to porn copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're memek not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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