The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an crot exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her memek eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread bokep - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', bokeh and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn bokeh , bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the memek best sex may just be the quietest.


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