The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the bokeh memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When bokeh I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot bokeh she porn rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new crot study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. bokep It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance memek the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in bokeh terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not memek fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she's porn far more likely crot to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek porn like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly porn confessed to faking bokep orgasms. It crot was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd crot explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving porn their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the memek conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central bokeh Lancashire. They porn declared that erotic porn porn decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', bokeh and memek that bokeh women porn were prone to what bokeh they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners porn over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study bokeh confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance porn bokep the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It bokeh was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes memek from porn, crot where loud always crot equals better.

As a woman bokeh from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours memek complained that her porn sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep bokeh 'As far as porn I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you porn want to attract a certain kind memek of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest bokep primate cousins - was to bokeh alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen bokep to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. bokep But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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