The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly bokeh that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It bokeh confirms what most women know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokep porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, porn so they could memek make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh crot 'manipulation', bokeh and memek porn that women were prone bokeh to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their bokeh partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want porn to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokep women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate porn cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to porn copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the porn best sex may just be the quietest.


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